I REALLY, REALLY hate mosquitoes. They are gross, they drink my blood and then the bite swells and starts to itch like crazy. But after yesterday, I feel fulfilled because I managed to kill a mosquito and not run away screaming like a little girl
Yesterday night around 11:45pm, I had to go to sleep. I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and I saw a mosquito fly around. It was really huge with really long legs. I chased it around my bathroom with a mop for about 5 mins.The fact that my bathroom is kinda small, I hit my hip on the sink so many times I got bruised and I slipped 3 times and hurt my butt. My mom came running in asking what happen. I tell her it was a mosquito. She thought I was crazy and told me she would take care of it when I go to bed. As I was about to give up the mosquito land on the ceiling and I take off my shoes and through it at the mosquito. Surprisingly I hit it and it was dead. But the bad thing was, it didn't come off the ceiling. It stayed there and the next morning my dad got it off. So that is how I killed a mosquito on the ceiling with my shoe.
Really Sharon? A MOP? You remember the story you told me about you dancing with the mop or was it the swifter thingy? :)
ReplyDeleteIt was the swifter mop. And I do remember.
DeleteSharon, why don't you get one of the electric bug zapping thingys that fry the mosquito if you hit it. And also, why are you so serious about me calling you dreaded? You always call me mean things and I don't take it to heart...
ReplyDeleteBecause I think it's annoying. Killing a mosquito with a shoe is more fun. Especially since you can throw the shoe.
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